Realities of life

One of my friends forwarded this to me and I would like to share it with you all here.



All the desirable things in life are either illegal,expensive or fattening.
If at first you dont succeed ,destroy all the evidence you ever tried.
If you come early ,the bus is late.If you come late,the bus is still late.
The doorbell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
When in a queue,the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will have the most complex of transactions.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol.Dignity is not one of them.
Everybody makes mistakes.The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
Never go to bed angry.Stay up and plot your revenge.
Opportunity may knock only once,but temptation leans on the doorbell.
To err is human,to pass the buck on somebody else shows management potential.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.